Terrible WordPress Pickup Lines (WordCamp 2009)
Because Matt joked earlier that the (now annual) WordCamp Genius Bar would be available for dating advice throughout the day, I decided to run with the idea and compile a list of terrible potential WordPress pickup lines while helping to man the stations. The first two below are mine, while the rest can be attributed to my fellow (read: ACTUAL) geniuses.
- Would you like me to extend your WordPress?
- Do you want me to show you my plugins?
- Help me extend my platform.
- I’d like to fiddle with your widgets.
- May I commit to your repository?
- Is that a widget in your sidebar or are you just pleased to see me?
- Wanna click my turbo button?
- Can I Interest you in a QuickPress?
do_action('you');- How about you and me make a child theme?
- If I pinged you, would you ping me back?
- Let me help you open your source.
Feel free to chime in and comment with your own!