Comments on: Terrible WordPress Pickup Lines (WordCamp 2009)

By: corny pick up lines

corny pick up lines — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 14:50:48 +0000

Here’s a great one: Let go back to mine and do all the things I’m going to tell my mates we did anyway!

By: Pick Up Artist

Pick Up Artist — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:27:01 +0000

“Do you want me to show you my plugins?” – hahaha. Too funny.

By: Ronald Nunez

Ronald Nunez — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 04:40:21 +0000

Those are cool lines mine’s here.
“I beg you, please unzip it so I can plug it in your directory”

Peace!

By: Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 02:31:09 +0000

One word. Hilarious!

By: Sheri

Sheri — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:53:40 +0000

Coder Girl, an ode to female programming, reminded me of your pickup lines post. http://bit.ly/5wS3z

Some of the lines…
“Want to get in where I fit in like a plugin. This the true meaning of computer lovin.”
“Invariably, how would I pass this, when my coder girl gives me root access?”
“It always leads to an overflow, when it’s runtime, and we take it slow.”
“She’s got a data stack that’s straight stunning, no mismatch, exceptions, or debugging.”
“She’s not wrapped in Flash. All she wants is Java and a shell to bash.”

By: Evgeni

Evgeni — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:36:55 +0000

Try to explain to grandma what is the “overnight build”

By: Brenda

Brenda — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:00:31 +0000

“My code is buggy. Can I have yours?”

Okay, that was a bad attempt. (Akin to “I’ve lost my telephone number, can I have yours?”)

By: Jakob

Jakob — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 04:21:42 +0000

“Hey baby, can you show me your Loop?”

By: Mark Jaquith

Mark Jaquith — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 02:09:31 +0000

I’d like to export your trunk.

By: Sam Bauers

Sam Bauers — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 01:29:10 +0000

“I can fix your blog, but I’ll need root access”