Dear Angry Driver,

I understand you’re not a Morning Person, but perhaps you should get in your early dose of hugs or something (though maybe not caffeine, judging by the way you were about to plow down that poor crossing guard as he was trying to help the young girl cross the street) so that you can resist the urge to kill the rest of us. Alternatively, trying public transportation or punching bags might also be a good idea. It would be much appreciated. <3

Sincerely,
Concerned Fellow Autoist