After seeing Twilight in theatres tonight, I’ve decided that it’d be a lot more fun to watch with a drinking game incorporated. Here’s what I came up with so far:

• Take a shot every time somebody goes by a wind machine.
• Take a shot every time Edward sighs.
• Take a shot every time Edward glares.
• Take half a shot every time we get a closeup of vampire eyes.
• Take half a shot every time Edward lies…badly.
• Take a chug every time Bella seems to find Edward’s stalkerish tendencies romantic/seductive.

Feel free to chime in with suggestions; otherwise, happy drinking!

(By the way, I actually didn’t hate Twilight, because I’d read the reviews beforehand and enjoyed it as an unintentionally campy film. However, the books are an improvement over the movie, which probably could’ve benefited from being better scored. Recommendation: hire whoever did the official final trailer to work on the sequel!)