Because Matt joked earlier that the (now annual) WordCamp Genius Bar would be available for dating advice throughout the day, I decided to run with the idea and compile a list of terrible potential WordPress pickup lines while helping to man the stations. The first two below are mine, while the rest can be attributed to my fellow (read: ACTUAL) geniuses.

• Would you like me to extend your WordPress?
• Do you want me to show you my plugins?
• Help me extend my platform.
• I’d like to fiddle with your widgets.
• May I commit to your repository?
• Is that a widget in your sidebar or are you just pleased to see me?
• Wanna click my turbo button?
• Can I Interest you in a QuickPress?
• do_action('you');
• How about you and me make a child theme?
• If I pinged you, would you ping me back?
• Let me help you open your source.

Feel free to chime in and comment with your own!