she who speaks » wordpress http://in-essence.org/elea ...by Elea Tue, 27 Jul 2010 01:22:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Terrible WordPress Pickup Lines (WordCamp 2009) http://in-essence.org/elea/20093005/terrible-wordpress-pickup-lines/ http://in-essence.org/elea/20093005/terrible-wordpress-pickup-lines/#comments Sat, 30 May 2009 23:02:07 +0000 Elea http://in-essence.org/elea/?p=291 Because Matt joked earlier that the (now annual) WordCamp Genius Bar would be available for dating advice throughout the day, I decided to run with the idea and compile a list of terrible potential WordPress pickup lines while helping to man the stations. The first two below are mine, while the rest can be attributed to my fellow (read: ACTUAL) geniuses.

  • Would you like me to extend your WordPress?
  • Do you want me to show you my plugins?
  • Help me extend my platform.
  • I’d like to fiddle with your widgets.
  • May I commit to your repository?
  • Is that a widget in your sidebar or are you just pleased to see me?
  • Wanna click my turbo button?
  • Can I Interest you in a QuickPress?
  • do_action('you');
  • How about you and me make a child theme?
  • If I pinged you, would you ping me back?
  • Let me help you open your source.

Feel free to chime in and comment with your own!

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